occasional delusions of adequecy

Mar 4 '10

fmylife:

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend’s hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn’t break up with me then and there. FML

dump his ass. ffs it was only a burger.

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  1. kiiimiko reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    cheeseburger  ?? :-(
  2. ainieainie reblogged this from fmylife
  3. batmansrealgirlfriend reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HAHAHAHA. Ang drama! =))
  4. carboxide reblogged this from fmylife
  5. sugarcoatedwordz reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    of Joey from Friends
  6. iamceej reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Please dont tell...you’re dating Joey Tribiani
  7. smellytoiletpaper reblogged this from fmylife
  8. ninjastef reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    LOLOL never should happen right?
  9. foxhips reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    dump his ass. ffs
  10. fatepops reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HAHAHAHA! Sounds like...boyfriend :p Nadawah rip, relek rip.
  11. sorono reblogged this from fmylife
  12. notfml reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    You should have broken